Epstein Killed Himself

Epstein Killed Himself

There is a burgeoning conspiracy theory that Jeffrey Epstein was murdered in his jail cell. Although it’s not really burgeoning, is it? Most people really believe this. I think once a majority of people believe a conspiracy theory, it becomes fact.

Out of all conspiracy theories, this one is certainly plausible—Epstein potentially had a lot of damaging information on a lot of rich, powerful people. But it is also plausible that Epstein lived a life of saturnalian excess and was not looking forward to the sparse and potentially brutal conditions in prison.

And it is also worth pointing out that corrections officers are not known for their empathy—or their grasp of social psychology and the broad political implications if Epstein was permitted to end his life. Never, ever bet against government incompetence.

I like that theory better than the theory where Spiderman parachutes into Epstein’s prison cell and gives him hemlock. That’s the thing with conspiracy theories—they assume there is a conspiracy, and conspiracies are difficult to hold together. Do rich and powerful people conspire? If they do, how do they keep it secret?

I don’t know, but I do know this—the people who believe that rich and powerful people conspire tend not to be very successful people, because they are always blaming others for their problems.

Insert Conspiracy Theory Here

One thing I have commented on in The Daily Dirtnap is the mainstreaming of conspiracy theories. I mean, even Trump himself tweets them out.

You would be surprised at how deeply conspiracy theories have been mainstreamed into the discourse of the financial industry. Like, lots of people believe that the government buys stocks. That there is this thing called the Plunge Protection Team where there is a guy sitting in a closet in the Treasury building buying e-minis on a Dell computer whenever the market goes down.

There is a theory that JP Morgan, the bank, is short literally all the silver in the world to suppress silver prices. And so on.

You don’t find these things in the corners of the dark web. They are right out in the open. The biggest financial media outlets give these people a platform to share their beliefs. The most disturbing thing about my industry, hands down, is that the vast majority of people working in the capital markets believe things that are simply not true.

On a micro level, there is no money to be made in conspiracy theories. If there really was a PPT (and yes, I know about the President’s Working Group on Financial Markets), then you should be able to make money off it in a systematic way. But you can’t, so it’s just somebody to blame when things don’t go your way when you’re short. If you’re long a bunch of silver and it won’t go up, blame someone else for your problems.

If It Feels Like the Country is Falling Apart…

On a macro level, belief in conspiracies is a direct result of loss of trust in institutions. In Epstein’s case, the corrections officers failed at their job, the judicial system failed at its job, and the media failed at its job. These are institutions, and the health of this country is based on the strength of its institutions. What makes extreme political beliefs possible anywhere in the world is a loss of trust in institutions.

The internet also tends to amplify fringe beliefs, which everyone knows by now.

I see Epstein memes in my own Facebook feed, from people who, up until this point, had been apolitical. Their first foray into politics is in the form of a conspiracy theory.

If I were a psychiatrist and I were presented with a patient who believed things that simply were not true, I would call that person delusional and I would prescribe an atypical antipsychotic. I take great interest in mental health—when the human mind malfunctions, what do you do? We have tools to deal with that.

What do you do when the country, collectively, believes things that aren’t true? Take a pill? Turn it off and turn it on again?

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Sure, there has always been a fringe element in the US. But they were confined to the fringe, and that’s not so true anymore. The fringe is now the center. Bernie Sanders—nobody else seems to have the courage to say this—is a large-C Communist. He is very popular. On the other side, there is a faction of Trump supporters called QAnon who do nothing but traffic in conspiracies.

If it feels like the country is coming apart, it’s because it is.

Like I said, there is no money to be made in this stuff. The money is made by staying in the sane center—and profiting off of the craziness. Negative interest rates would be crazy. The S&P 500 at 5,000 would be crazy. The VIX at 8 (or 80) would be crazy.

If volatility increases in politics and social psychology, it stands to reason that it might increase in financial markets. I haven’t been too high on tail risk in the last several years, but I am starting to come around.

Your Turn

I’ve been writing in The Daily Dirtnap for some time about this mainstreaming of the fringe, about how political risk is seriously underpriced, and how all kinds of curveballs could be thrown in the election campaign next year.

Now I want to get a snapshot of where The 10th Man readers are on all of this, because this is a giant, complicated mess that is going to have far-reaching implications. Implications on a societal level, yes, but also implications for the markets and your portfolio.

So – could you do me a favor and take this survey on politics, investing, the media, and the general health of the US as a country?

Take The 2020 Survey Now

Yes, it’s pretty wide-ranging but it shouldn’t take you too long to complete—there are plenty of multiple choice questions in there.

I’ll leave it up for a week, so if you could take a few minutes I’d really appreciate your time. Results coming soon to a 10th Man near you (but of course, all answers will remain anonymous). Thank you.

Jared Dillian


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Jim Gargano
Nov. 14, 2019, 5:35 p.m.

I have been pretty successful and I don’t believe in most conspiracies. I believe Oswald shot JFK although it might be impossible to know who if anyone put him up to it. That being said I think there is a better chance Epstein was rubbed out than he did it himself. Guys like him don’t believe in killing themselves anyway and there are lots of people who would be called out in a trial. He had way too many pictures of people like Clinton having fun with underage people. They most likely had him killed. 70-30 on the odds I say.

Paul Schmitt
Nov. 8, 2019, 3:25 p.m.

I spent a good deal of time answering the questionnaire but I am not allowed to complete it because there are NO choices on the LAST question to which I will subscribe.

Please, if you want my reply (or anyone’s who is thoughtful), allow…
—a nul answer or
—a none of the above answer or
—something like ‘equity markets with a large dollop of gold’
—or something

Mike Leach
Nov. 8, 2019, 10:59 a.m.

RE:  Your comments on the (conspiracy theory-related and preportedly nonexistent) Plunge Protection Team. 

I tend to agree.  However, I seem to remember awhile back, John Mauldin himself wrote a column in which he offered a million dollars, upfront, to anyone who could bring him hard proof of a Plunge Protection Team.  He said that the money would be an advance against future earnings, that he would write a book on it, and that they both would become rich.  I think John wrote later that no one was ever able to take him up on this offer.  Fine

However that was long ago (even before 2008’s little unpleasantries if I recall correctly).  No book has appeared, obviously.  But at the same time John has been very quiet on the whole subject for years.  Do me a favor and check with him when you get the chance on this; I (and I think others) would love an update.  (And ... on the other hand, sometimes opinions change when the facts change.  Just say’in ;-)

Nov. 8, 2019, 10:19 a.m.

Hi Jared!
Adam Smith noted that when two capitalist have lunch together, they conspire to fix prices.  You can agree with that thought or not but the problem with conspiracy theories is that they have some basis in fact.  Sadly, that is enough justification for some people to extend conspiracies ad nauseum.  Additionally, they are difficult to kill because, if you contradict a theory, you are simply added to the growing list of conspirators!  I don’t know how we work our way out of this mess when we have a president who feeds on bogus conspiracies and enemies like the Russians who are adept and creating them.

Nov. 8, 2019, 9:14 a.m.

I like you a lot.  You’re a clear thinker and a good writer.

And ... you couldn’t be more off the mark on this one.

Market rigging abounds.  As a conspiracy factist, I would point you to the racketeering charges being brought against JP Morgan’s own, Mr. Nowak, Smith, and Jordan and guilty pleas already obtained against more junior members of the team.  Never Blythe Masters, of course, or god forbid, Jamie Dimon ... or Morgan as a corporate entity.  They’re a SIFI.  Eric “Place” Holder explained it all to us.

Did you simply miss the news?  Do you think the criminal activity didn’t occur?  This isn’t SPECULATION on anybody’s part.  It’s documented fact, which you wave off with a dismissive comment that JPM is “shorting all the silver in the world.”

NO.  If you knew what was going on, you’d know JPM has largely pulled back from its once massive short position and has now accumulated hundreds of ounces of physical silver.  Don’t believe it? A large portion of those holding are sitting in their warehouse, publicly reported, having gone from an amount of exactly zero just a few years ago to several hundred million ounces today.

But don’t let facts guide your opinion.  It’s easier to take a broad brush swipe at those who’ve uncovered the rot and corruption and criminality in the system.

On your other point ...

One doesn’t have to “blame” it for one’s bad results.  You can use the knowledge to produce good results, like selling the metals into upside breakouts ... the patterns that would NORMALLY be bullish and never seem to be in these markets ...  and waiting for the bear raids to taken the spec longs and commercial shorts down to low levels before you buy.

And I suppose that no one is buying the S&P futures in volume, all at once, in the middle of the night when the market’s gone no bid on some news and all of a sudden we get an explosive upmove from a V bottom.  It just happens by magic.

Not buyin’ it, and you shouldn’t be either.


Florence Leppert
Nov. 7, 2019, 9:34 p.m.

The survey monkey is not working.  I have gone through it twice and it still isn’t registering.

OOPS, I just checked and it looks like it went through.

Epstein was obviously murdered to protect a LOT of important people.

Florence Leppert
Nov. 7, 2019, 9:28 p.m.

The survey monkey is not working.  I have gone through it twice and it still isn’t registering.

Nov. 7, 2019, 5:33 p.m.

Jared, I took your survey. Q14 assumes US investment. I think stocks in China and UK are my top picks

Nov. 7, 2019, 5:26 p.m.

“If it feels like the country is coming apart, it’s because it is.”

But it’s “deja vu all over again”. Go back to the late 60s and early 70s. There were bombs going off all over America. It was much worse than now. Or go back to the turn of the 18th to 19th century in America. The country was *bitterly divided. And there was a political press that fanned it all, replete with bogus conspiracy and character assassination.

It’s the quiet intervals that are amazing, not the constant chaos. :)

Nov. 7, 2019, 4:50 p.m.

Accurate assessment. Keep doing what you do. Look forward to each newsletter.

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